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xJamiex
Jamie "Sprinkles" Tyler
""If being sane is thinking there's something wrong with being DIFFERENT///then I'd rather be completely fucking MENTAL!!!""

Sex: Female
Age: 22
Location: COMING TO A COUCH NEAR YOU...(seriously)


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xJamiex's Media

xJamiex's Interests
General: singing. having sex. eating. making people laugh. dancing.
Music: i love techno, electro, classic rock, soul, r&b.
Movies: girl interrupted
gia
snatch
derailed
fear
blow
spun
scarface
transporter
trainspotting
fear and loathing in Las Vegas (even though its almost close to impossible to watch all the way through)
...and last but the not the very least...
NAPOLEON DYNAMITE!!!
Television: family guy.
Heroes: Watch your THOUGHTS for they become words...
CHOOSE your words for they become actions...
Understand your ACTIONS for they become habits...
Study your habits for they will become your CHARACTER...
Develope your character for it becomes your DESTINY.

To dream anything that you want to dream.
That is the beauty of the human mind.

To do anything you want to do.
That is the strength of the human will.

To trust yourself to test your limits.
That is the courage to SUCCEED.

Those who are unconquered in spirit are the real successes in life.
If you can so train or condition your mind that you are content, regardless of what you have or do not have, and if you can stand the challenge of all your trials and remain calm ...
- that is true HAPPINESS."

-Paramabansa Yogananda
Books: daddy long legs. a path with heart. skinny bitch. why men marry bitches. he's just not that into you. the instant millionaire.

xJamiex's Details
Status: Married
Here For: Friends , Networking
Orientation: Bisexual
Hometown: COMING TO A COUCH NEAR YOU...(seriously)
Ethnicity: African American
Zodiac Sign:
Smoke: Yes
Drink: Only On Days that end in 'Y'
Children: Never Had Any
Education Grade 4 was the toughest 3 years of my life
xJamiex's Blurbs
About Me:
    As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will.

    You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time.

    You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken.

    You'll fight with your best friend.

    You'll blame a new love for things an old one did.

    You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love.

    So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt.

    Because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.

    Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin.
Who I'd Like to Meet:
    my dad.
    betty paige.
    elvis.
    marilyn monroe.
    President Bush (so he can kiss my ass!)

    <img src="http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a395/fineINlime/electro-1.gif">

Friends

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Comments:
Tawnie
You are HAWT!

XFANZ_Kris
hey love where have u been???

leiaplebeia
Long time, no type! (Your body's too bootylicious for me, babe.)


XFANZ_Kris
where have u been???

leiaplebeia

vegasbadboy
What a doll baby

eyecandi
Happy Valentines Day Beautiful! xoxo

eyecandi
Hello Sexy just coming by to say Hi! Have a wonderful week! xoxo

XFANZ_Kris
where are you?
I'm in Vegas~

dnothing
Have fun down on Vegas..which I could be joining you

XFANZ_Kris
HAPPY NEW YEAR BABY SEE U IN VEGAS~

eyecandi
Happy New Year Sexy! xoxo

XFANZ_Vito
Now we're talkin'! Fire away, kiddo!

XFANZ_Vito
Welcome back, "Sprinkles"!

XFANZ_Alan
TIT for TAT, where O' where is my little PUSSYCAT?

XFANZ_Alan
Nice ass babe!

XxXVChrisVXxX
hey you how the hell you been?

Wankmeister
mmmm I like the new profile-picture!

Johnny_Cool
Thanks for the add, beautiful! Ha, I like that your from "Holly-Hood"

XFANZ_Dusty
owwwwww I hear you LIKE VERY BIG THINGS, hehe enjoy

XFANZ_Dusty
yummy-sticky kisses to you...where is our wild woman of XFAN-dom?

XFANZ_Kris
DO YOU BOOBLE???Friday? what do u think?? hit me up~

Wankmeister
Hi. Thanks for adding me. Love that poem at the top of your profile!

hamdinger1974
Very belated happy b-day!

XFANZ_Vito
Check your inbox, kid!

XFANZ_Kris
Hola~

XFANZ_Alan
Whoa... Set up a date? Slow down Tyler, I need a little "get to know you time" I'm not some floozy.

XFANZ_Alan
Hit up Vito, he does all the film stuff. Tell him you don't work unless he gets you a pony. Don't take "No" for an answer...

XFANZ_Kris
I'm playing Saturday night in a club in Glendale? wanna come?...Oops I think you did I have to re-phrase that ,, would you like to attend??~ ELECTRO BABY~

XFANZ_Alan
Of course you can continue! You will just miss out on some of the new opportunities for us to exploit your boobs. With the new "fair and flexible boob plan" the options are UNLIMITED... But if you wish to continue with the old plan.. Then that’s ok...

XFANZ_Kris
Where in the hell have you been????~ I LOVE YOU TOO BABE ,I MISS YOU VERY MUCH~ what are you doing lately?

XFANZ_Alan
I can help you with that I just need your credit card info and date of birth...

XFANZ_Kris
Why does she hates us Badger?

XFANZ_Alan
She hates us like poison now Kris... Hates us...

XFANZ_Kris
So where did you go?

XFANZ_Alan
*INVITE*

dominicthedom
thanks for the add..
Dominic

XFANZ_Alan
Miss ya chick! When the fuck you getting that ass back here?

leiaplebeia
Honey, what's wrong? You seemed so pale and tired in your last Booble. Frankly, I'm worried about you. Slow down if you need to, and I'm not kidding here. Porn eats little girls for breakfast. Fuck that shit!

XFANZ_Kris

XFANZ_Kris

XFANZ_Kris
[IMG]http://www.xfanz.com/gallery/data/569/DSC_0243.jpg[IMG]

XFANZ_Kris
Your Booble BTS pictures are up TYLER
http://www.xfanz.com/gallery/showgallery.php?cat=509

 Tony Batman
Still love ya......
Good to see you last night.... Lets hang out more,
Friday night???

XFANZ_Kris
WWJD "WHAT WOULD JAMIE DO"

XFANZ_Kris
Like george bush would say about the war..."HUH?

XFANZ_Kris
YOUR BOOBLE IS UP TYLER

XFANZ_Kris
...so were are you hiding again?? MEXICO?? LOL

XFANZ_Kris
U didn't show up @ the club on Friday~ that's ok there was like 3 fights and the alarm went off too~ hahahaha A HELL OF A PARTY~ didn't miss much

leiaplebeia
Your mom goes to tech school.


XFANZ_Kris
THIS ARE THE PLANS FOR TONIGHT......THIS IS COLOMBIA I GOT UR VIP PASS READY~


XFANZ_Kris
Hey Jamie hilton where are you??? TYLLLERRRRRR~
MUYYYY CALIENTEEEEE!!!! then you say we forgot about you.~ did you like the mixes??

 Tony Batman
OK its time, we want you back.... Back I sa to the new batcave

dnothing
who DOESNT like some hot sauce on the nipples...honestly..

leiaplebeia
You are SO not punk!

[kicks emo kid in shins, runs]

XFANZ_Kris
Ok Tyler you are hitting the club 2night!!!!and yes....this fucker sent the phone number..~no excuse~

XFANZ_Kris
She is 26 and and she doesn't have to work or worry about anything in her life. I have to work 8 hours a day and dj on the side to live barely decent ( i love the word barely), I think that a little down to earth-eye-opener will change her life.....for at least a week then she will do it again.... LOL

XFANZ_Kris
Ok Tyler you are hitting the club 2night!!!!and yes....this fucker sent the phone number..~no excuse~

XFANZ_Kris

XFANZ_Vito
One deluxe massage, complete with orgasms, coming up (pun intended)!

leiaplebeia
I love it when you talk dirty to me!


XFANZ_Kris
Ok Tyler you are hitting the club 2night!!!!and yes....this fucker sent the phone number..~no excuse~

leiaplebeia
Why are you running away? Get back here! Oh, and, leave a comment on my blog while you're at it.

Love,

Your Dealer

P.S. I enabled anonymous posting! Now you're free to leave messages on your own fan blog from the comfort of the mansion.

XFANZ_Kris
we miss you DOrk

XFANZ_Kris
We have been here, and trust me you are becoming a legend~ Anyway WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?????your booble will probably air next week.~

leiaplebeia
Oh, here and there. To be honest, I was trying to salvage what little remained of my conjugal relations, but it just ain't gonna take.

But, to hell with all that. I made you a site!


XFANZ_Kris
Put a white contact lens stick your tongue out and you are Marilyn Manson in that picture~ SWEEEETTTTT

leiaplebeia
Silly porn star!

 bryansecrest
TAG....ha ha GOTCHA!

XFANZ_Alan
Nice pic...

XFANZ_Kris
Where is Peeny-Bob?

XFANZ_Kris
My number on ur myspace.~Done~ You going on friday to see me spin and dance to my beat...PRICELESS. //Love you French FrY//

XFANZ_Vito
Did I hear you say that you just got back from a BARELY LEGAL shoot? *GULP* Is it me, or is it hot in here?

 Tony Batman
HAHAHAHAAAAAaA YOur evil plan for porn donination is in progress.. Prepare to ROCK.....

You are required to come back on the show soon and play stupid human tricks.... Its a game involving my penis. (???)) Interesting.....

MrFucknSunshine
Oh well. I'll settle for whatever holes I can get. As long as they're female. And human. Non-negotiable on those two points.

MrFucknSunshine
In your "about me" section you say "all" your holes. By that do you really mean ALL your holes? Please say yes. And when can I see?

leiaplebeia
P.S. I hope you were sufficiently bad. You can't be too kinky when it comes to Hustler, you know.

That is all.


leiaplebeia
Sounds slutty!

 bryansecrest
What up Girly! So you finally found me....Keep in touch.

XFANZ_Kris
I'm having a t-shirt made with "i (heart) my French Fry" which is you~ I((heart))my French Fry. =0P

XFANZ_Kris
Hey Jamie what are you doing tonight? I'm spinning in Tarzana 2night~ wanna come over to the club?

XFANZ_Kris
Sorry Leia I'm her #1 Fanz ((WINk))

leiaplebeia
Holy shit! You're a radio personality!

Can I be your groupie?

 Tony Batman
You rocked and there will be no "Hunger Paings" for you ever again. You need anything you call, want to rule the world, call I'll set it up, want to cover the globe with your beauty, call I'll set it up....LOL
Just want to hang out and get a little mre air time, call and I will make sure the world is watching..... That's the important part, the world is now watching you beautiful..... make it happen

XFANZ_Kris
I'm confused know....I know you hate me YOU DAMN FRENCH FRY but...did you or didn't you got H.I.R.E.D BY K.S.E.X? I spell it cuz I don't want to be so obvious~LOL

leiaplebeia
Listen up yourself! Wet willies are extra. And, I don't do aural/oral!

Though, for you, I might make an exception.

 PaigeWhite
you are a very dirty girl.......and we all her appreciate that..

XFANZ_Kris
Hey doll CONGRATS I'm so happy for you I got the news this morning~~~ don't become a stranger or become a French Fry!!!

KSEXPowder
Nice to meet you in person finally.

 Tony Batman
Yep I was right ..... YOu rocked.........
I want more

XFANZ_Kris
hey my dearest darling how are you?? drop by to say hi every once in a while. and don't be a stranger.
((love)) Kris~

leiaplebeia
You have some shit on your nipple.


leiaplebeia
We are the juvenile delinquents of this porn board.


leiaplebeia
You and me and Vito should have a kinky three-way.


KSEXPowder
You're a troublemaker.. I can see it now.. but I like that.

leiaplebeia
I think he means get deflowered.


 Tony Batman
I believe it is time for us to meet, since I have been secretly doing alot of press for you in the background. Now time for you to come on my show and flower...........

leiaplebeia
http://jamietyler.blogspot.com


leiaplebeia
Perv!


leiaplebeia
You're famous!

Now, fellate me.

KSEXPowder
So... I need to get you on my show... please contact me.

leiaplebeia
No more coke for you, young lady!

mckai777
Pimpin' in pink!


hamdinger1974
Those eyes! Must be havin' some hot nipples there...

XFANZ_Bob
Hotness!

XFANZ_Dusty
too cute! you are a blast my lady. xoxo

XFANZ_Vito
What's up, spicy nipple (can I call you that)?

Great job on all of your video work. We loved having you; you were great!

Don't be a stranger around the offices!

MrFucknSunshine
Liked the commercial you did for Gamelink. Nice! I'll have to see what else you have done.

dnothing
wow

XFANZ_Alan
Umm... You have some hot sauce on your nipple...


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