The SaSi vibrator, which features a “don’t stop” button that remembers a user's turn-ons, is available exclusively in the U.K. from LoveHoney.co.uk for £94.99. Yes, gentlemen, that's pounds. Do not ask about the price in U.S. dollars, you don't want to know.

SaSi features a smooth massaging ball that circles under a silicone skin while vibrating and pulsating.

"SaSi is the world's first truly intelligent vibrator,” said Tracey Cox, a sex expert who tested the item for LoveHoney. “It learns what you like and what you don't. And not only that, the sensation is radically different to normal vibrators.”

The SaSi has two modes: the Favorites mode delivers five patterns of vibrations and the Customize mode delivers random patterns and pulsations that change every 20 seconds. The “don’t stop” button will continue a particular pattern until it is told to stop. SaSi comes pre-loaded with what the inventor calls "Sensual Intelligence," which customizes the orgasm experience just for the user. When SaSi is turned off, the Favorites mode is automatically updated with the last five “don’t stop” settings.

The SaSi vibrator is rechargeable and is made from water-resistant silicone. It comes with a drawstring carry bag, international electrical plugs so it can be used worldwide and an instruction booklet.

A single charge will last for 1 hour and 15 minutes.

For more information, visit the LoveHoney.co.uk website.

It is not available in the United States. It just isn't, don't even ask. That's my story and I'm stickin' with it.