I was on a set with her recently and seeing her naked is worth paying for, believe me.

She will be performing at The Scene gentlemen's club tonight and Saturday between 10 p.m. and 3 am. Between shows, she will be available for pictures, autographs and lap dances, and posters and DVDs will be available.

"Lets have fun together this weekend!" she wrote on her MySpace page. Sounds good to me.

The Scene is at 70 Motor Parkway, in Commack, N.Y. For more information, call the club at (631) 543-4177.

And tell her Tod said hi.