Review: Cover My Face.com
By Vito Anthony
Saturday, February 24, 2007
Hardcore bukkake fans take note: this is the site for you. But I gotta warn ya: it may very well challenge both your beliefs in a higher power and yourself.
Why is that, you ask?
Because the men in this video have such unbelievable amounts of sperm up their, er, sleeves that it may make you feel like you're just not up to par. Being unto like a mortal isn't enough; these men have the sperm counts of Olympian gods. (By the end of one of the vids, the model was so coated in choad that she resembled an eclair. Who brought the coffee?).
I'm not sure exactly what it is that these guys are eating, but I'm positive that there's a zinc manufacturer out there who's very pleased with sales.
(As an amusing side note, there's an ad for Maximum Pills on the site -- those vitamin-and-herb-packed tablets that purport to maximize your sperm count by a gajillion quadrillion percent -- which made me laugh out loud.)
If you're really into facials or bukkake vids, you will find yourself in heaven by checking out CoverMyFace.com.
A 3-day trial membership is $3.95, a 30-day recurring is $29.95 and a 90-day recurring is $59.95. Members also receive access to 40 other sites within the network.
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