If I lived in Philadelphia, though, that might be different.

Uber-porn stars Gina Lynn and Nikki Benz are making special appearances at a pre-Super Bowl party next Friday at Delilah's Gentlemen's Club and Steakhouse, located at 100 Spring Garden St. in Philly. You can call the club at (215) 625-2800.

Here's the deal: Doors open at 9 a.m. There will be an all-day complimentary buffet. The Delilah's dance team will make an appearance. Coors Light will be sponsoring some beer specials.

And like I said: Gina and Nikki!