Big ass lovers, unite! After years of forcing rail-thin women upon us, producers are coming around to the notion that it's the cushion for the pushin' that keeps guys like me coming back. To that end (no pun intended), Red Light District presents us with the fifth installment of their popular "Whatabooty" series.

Phoenix Marie taunts the camera with a derriere that would make even the most pious man blush. And with good reason: You know that a girl is T-R-O-U-B-L-E when she goes out of her way to spank herself. Phoenix gets bonus points for taking it to the next logical conclusion, smacking at her own wet asshole before jamming her fingers into her vag for some hot solo masturbation.

In Jessica Lynn's scene, she crawls across the room only to discover a naked guy waiting for her on the couch. This film delights in showing naked dudes popping up when you least expect them, leading me to jot "remember to lock doors at night" in my notebook.

Velicity Von steals the show with her shockingly bright pink panties and matching mesh shirt. One word: yum. She gets DP’d pretty hard in this segment. Here's my impression of her at Thanksgiving: "More stuffing, please." She finishes the two guys off, giving the camera the customary "goodbye smile" and wave we've all become used to, but then one of the dudes breaks etiquette and jams his wang snidely back into her mouth. The look on her face, as the credit card ads say, is priceless.

Director: John Strong

Cast: Tiffany Mynx, Claire Dames, Velicity Von, Jessica Lynn, Phoenix Marie, more.

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